Monday, June 26, 2006

Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

The Constitution Conundrum

Chapter Two

"'What is it?' said a woman Heckman had never seen before who happened to be standing next to him. She was extremely beautiful, but wore glasses as a sign of intelligence.

'My name is Desiree Legume,' she said.

Heckman felt he could trust her.

'Look at this!' he said, pointing to the Constitution.

'My God, that's incredible!' said Desiree. 'It's going to be very surprising when we finally reveal what we're talking about!'

(End of Chapter)"

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