Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"I have a suggestion that I think would help fight some serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: NO SMOKING, STAY OFF THE GRASS, KEEP OUT, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: MURDER STRICTLY PROHIBITED, THANK YOU FOR NOT KIDNAPPING ANYONE. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced that Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, MALFEASANCE OF OFFICE IS STRICTLY AGAINST THE LAW, or THANK YOU FOR NOT UNDERMINING THE CONSTITUTION."