My "Un-Goals"

Many people make New Year's resolutions...you know...where they resolve to lose weight, write a novel, be nicer, etc. Well I don't do those anymore. First of all, they don't work. Making goals is an easy thing to do...Sticking to those goals, however, is not. So, I decided to make up myself a list of "un-goals," or things that I don't want to or need to accomplish in my lifetime. Call this the lazy person's list...

My Un-Goals

I don't want to....

1) Go to jail.

2) Live to be 120 years old.

3) Marry a prison inmate.

4) See Oprah live.

5) Be a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.

6) Audition for American Idol.

7) Be a millionaire.

8) Go bungee jumping.

9) Go streaking through Times Square.

10) Go cliff diving.

11) Date Brad Pitt.

12) Run for political office.

13) Learn to swallow swords.

14) Be in the Guiness Book of World Records.

15) Be on any reality tv shows.

16) Be a porn star.

17) Meet Paris Hilton.

18) Ride with the Hell's Angels.

19) Sell my soul to the devil.

20) Become a nun.

There... that is a list I think I can stick to - hehe.