"If a restaurant has a salad bar, ask how many times you can go back. If they say as many times as you'd like, ask for a lawn bag. Come back the next day with a small truck. Tell them you weren't quite finished eating the night before. You're actually within your legal rights, because, technically, no one is ever finished eating."
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Funny Stuff From George Carlin
"If a restaurant has a salad bar, ask how many times you can go back. If they say as many times as you'd like, ask for a lawn bag. Come back the next day with a small truck. Tell them you weren't quite finished eating the night before. You're actually within your legal rights, because, technically, no one is ever finished eating."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
My other blogs:
No comments:
Post a Comment