Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"My daughter's Ken doll doesn't seem to notice that the Barbies are constantly getting naked. No, I don't know why the Barbies do this. I don't WANT to know. All I know is that often, after my daughter has been playing with her Barbies, I'll walk into her room, and there will be naked Barbies everywhere, and Ken will be displaying absolutely no interest in them. Lately, in fact, Ken has been off in a corner, sitting in Barbie's pink Jeep with Pinocchio. Not that there's anything wrong with that."