Funny Stuff From Dave Barry

"So I was pedaling along on my bicycle, towing a little kiddie trailer that contained my daughter, Sophie, and her friend Sofia. I like to tow Sophie when she has a friend with her, because they quickly forget that I'm up there pedaling, so I can listen in on their conversations and find out what is on their minds. Usually it's something like this:

First Child: "You're a tree head!" (wild giggling)

Second Child: "No, YOUR'E a tree head!" (wild giggling)

First Child: "You're a pinecone head!" (wild giggling)

Second Child: "No, YOUR'E a pinecone head." (wild giggling)

And so it goes, mile after insight-filled mile."