1) Get a free Viagara Trial....... no thanks ... I am a woman!
2) See hot chicks sucking on big d*cks..... ummm....no thank you. I have my own porn.
3) You're Still Smoking? ............ nope...never started.
4) You're pre approved for a platinum Mastercard.... ugh...no thanks!
5) Attention women! Custom designer shoes on sale! ..... great....another reason to spend more money. Also it is an incentive to get #4. I smell a conspiracy!
6) Need $500 USD now? Get it as soon as today! .... yeah and the interest rate is only 1000%.
7) Need a new phone and don't want to pay for it? .... ummm is this a trick question?
8) No more chalkboards. Switch to dry erase...... I don't even have a chalkboard to begin with.
9) Christy is nude.... well good for her. Tonite when I shower, I will be nude too. But you don't see me sending out a bulletin telling everyone that tho.
10) Your online education grant has been approved.....funny.... I wasn't aware I applied for one.
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