Rudeness Rules
"This rule was suggested by our Research Department, Judi Smith, who one day will open fire with a machine gun in a public restroom. If you're a woman using a toilet, and, because you are dainty and fastidious, you elect not to sit on the seat, but instead hover over it like a UFO from the Planet Weewee, and as a result you spatter the seat, do NOT just leave your mess, as if no human will ever use this toilet again. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF."
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