More Stupid Spam

More Spam I found in my bulk mail folder - I had about 59 of these buggers...here are some of the stupidest:


Romance Pros : Would you like to meet someone REAL?
(well, actually, now that you mention it, my blow up doll just doesn't give me the attention that I need.)

Attention Drivers : Drive for Free Today
(Does this mean you are gonna buy my gas?! Where do I sign up??)

Agency Manager: At last health insurance you and me can afford.
(Mr Agency Manager needs to go back to english class and learn some grammar - hehe)

GE Home Security: Are you the next victim of a break-in?
(I don't know. Do you know something I don't?)

Thirty Plus Singles: Are you over 30 and single? Let us match you.
(yeah, we over-30 single folk need special help getting our old wrinkly selves dates.)

TonicMix: Get up to $1,800 worth of powerful lawn tractorÂ… free*!
(Hmmmm...I wonder what $500 worth of powerful lawn tractor would look like.)

Woodrow Tripp : Horny girls.
(and??)

Wigs: Wigs aren't just for people without hair...
(Really...wow. I wonder if they have a small wig for my snatch? I think dreadlocks would look good down there..... just kidding!!! lol)