Funny Stuff From George Carlin

"Carjackings, smash-and-grabs, snipers, home invasions, follow-home robberies, hostage incidents, barricade/standoff situations, drive-by shootings, walk-up shootings, traffic shootings, pipe bombs, mail bombs. We never had cool crimes like that when I was a kid. All we had was robbery and murder. I feel deprived."