More reasons I HATE SPAM!

Of course, this morning, my bulk mailbox was full of this kind of crap . . .

Platinum Romance
Warning Sexually Explicit - We Bring People Together
(good for you - bet your mom is proud)

Survey Rewards
Give us your opinion and be rewarded
(you want my opinion? Ok.... in my opinion, this is a waste of perfectly good email space - now where is my reward???)

Hydroderm
Get rid of wrinkles with no injections
(ummm I know I just had a birthday....you don't have to bring out the wrinkle topic just yet though)

Lawanda Bouchard
I saw your sister
(that's nice....I don't even have a sister, you moron)

IQ Challenge
How close are you to being a genius
(close enough to know not to open this sh*t)

Corey
She wants to meet you
(sorry....I am straight)


Student Loan Department
Your Federal Student Loan Payments
(I don't even have a student loan)

Kitty Biz
Secret Divorce Planning for Men
(I am a woman!)

Kitchen Appliance Giveaway
Claim your Complimentary Brand Name Kithcen Appiances
(good lord....if you are gonna send out an email to everyone, make sure you get someone who can SPELL!) *no, I did not alter the spelling in any way - this is how it came to me.

Student Loan Department
Your Federal Student Loan Payments
(didn't I already say that I don't have a student loan?????)


....still waiting for that reward......waiting............waiting.........